Archive for February, 2007
YR552: THE VAGINA IS OPEN AND WET SO IT’S TIME TO MOVE IT ON IN, HON2THENAY!
February 27, 2007 12:28 am
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 28:30 — 13.4MB)
Podshow Plus Beta: Better. Faster. Stronger.
Podcasting that is so killer, it eats your mom out!
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Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Eclectic News Brief: now in HD.
If you don’t understand technology, get fucked.
Leave me audio contents at 206-888-CUNT.
Grey’s Anatomy jumped the shark.
Trotsky had a giant erection recently.
I’m trying not to play music on my show.
The news is terrible.
I listened to Democracy Now and habeas corpus killed human rights.
Steve Jobs is a prick.
Farting.
My cunt stinks.
I can’t eat an apple without being afraid there’s a razor blade in it.
Wanda Wisdom is skinny now. She’s the Star Jones of queercasting.
I’m confused by Matt Burgess’ and Mr. Zeeche’s geographies.
Eat the Press sucks.
What’s with all this talk about the different candidates?
I ate ice cream and oatmeal today.
All we’re hearing about is the future presidential candidates. Meanwhile we hear nothing about the war in Iraq or Josh Wolf.
The media is getting weaker and weaker.
Getting perspective.
I change my mind a lot and that’s okay.
A lot of things are the results of mistakes. Like evolution and Cheryl.
Feeding the vagina.
Watch or listen to Democracy Now.
Information Clearing House and Mother Jones are also good ones. Also Associated Press.
Mayor Daley came to my building to give a speech.
Think for yourself.
I have no friends and I’m fat.
Go see Caged Dames if you’re in Chicago.
Also give money to Hell in a Handbag Productions so they can take Caged Dames to the Fringe Festival.
Wanda Wisdom think she all that but I lost 9.4 total pounds. I’m officially no longer obese. I’m just overweight now.
THE FUCKING BITCH GOT SKINNY – THE STAR JONES OF QUEERCASTING
February 26, 2007 4:14 pm
I WILL KILL HER!
Happy Birfday Berbacia Clemons
February 23, 2007 11:05 amYR551 Don’t Kill Yourself
February 22, 2007 5:31 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:00:00 — 54.0MB)
Madge Weinstein by Dain Fagerholm
Show notes bye EaVil
You fucked me up for 5 minutes. I wasn’t recording.
intergalactic prolapse – Jason Flatowicz
insane films male nudity = WreckandSalvage.com
episode 5 podfinder.uk
what does it mean when a man smells like tampoons?
Marvin suicide.org – renaissance radio
Dain Fagerholm’s pretty picture
Miss Merkowsky’s procedures:
vaginal lips sewn, abortion, & smokeys.
206 888 CUNT – leave a voicemail
poop shit fuck shit cleavage nipple butt crack… fuck me
Madge will fuck Jason with her dildo.
Simon’s comment about Roger Smalls:
how to tell the difference between Iraqi and British troops.
Nicole Cardi “Loving You”
musiquecardiaque
audio/video blog of big fat gay person
anti depressants at night
two bowls of fiber one!
homemade yogurt to cure vaginal yeast
lovin’ the LESbeans
suicide is a bad idea
Madge isn’t leaving until she has to.
Mabel the cleaning lady talkin’ shit 10 years later.
Benjamin Franklin said success is not procrastinating
carpe shitim
carpe bloated
carpe fat whore
carpe diem
podsafe music
YR550 Madge, Che-RILL, and Almost Wanda
February 21, 2007 12:45 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 40:00 — 19.3MB)
Oops.
on the phone. Lots of hate for the Riyuls.
CHeryl’s web site
Wanda Wisdumb’s web site
That is real shit tech’s web site with a default ATOM feed.
YR549 – Berbacia, Oprah, Star, Grey’s Anatomy, and of course, Anna Stinkhole Syph
February 19, 2007 1:37 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (29.5MB)
Berbacia and I have a deeper than usual discussion about my vagina and her corn extravaganza in Vegas.
YR548 – Soundseeing whilst in a car watching fat housewives, tired and annoyed
February 17, 2007 4:30 pmYR 547 The Return of the Retarded Whore
February 15, 2007 2:35 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 31:00 — 15.7MB)
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YR546 Blizzard + Rogurd +Rills = Almost Back TURD Normal
February 14, 2007 1:18 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:00 — 29.6MB)
vagenis
Podshow Plus Beta: Better. Faster. Stronger.
Podcasting that is so killer, it eats your mom out!
Visit GoDaddy.com- be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)
Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Mr. Zeech song: Mama Never Told Me.
Skypes call with Cheryl.
I call Cheryl while she’s at the library.
Wanda Wisdom lost 20 pounds of water weight and now she think she all that.
I’ve been losing weight lately too. Snap!
It was blizzarding out and my hands almost became frostbitten. But at least I left the house.
Checking my box.
Sharon from Tampon is a whore.
Best voicemail of all time: Melissa from Whorecast reads me a vintage dirty poemme.
I got a parking ticket and the city’s ripping me off now.
I smell shit.
Say no to Mayor Daley.
Voicemail from a second-rate Cheryl stand-in.
Music.
You ever get reefer flashbacks?
Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT.
Vagemite.
Roger Smalls voicemail about soldiers.
Special Delivery Mark sent me a picture of his shit.
Roger Smalls makes my album art.
Hows the Windows Vista?
Bill Streeter leaves a voicemail about Berbacia Clemmons.
Matt Blender voicemail.
Voicemail: Steve Harris tells me to get fucked.
All I eat now is chicken breast.
Enough with the self-pity. I need to move on.
I ran into two crackwhores recently.
Voicemail: Andy Melton lost an inch of fat. But he still has 64 inches of waist.
Penny Ping Chang immitator leaves a voicemail.
206-888-CUNT or email voicemails to me at [email protected]
I edited out a personal message.
If I accidentally didn’t play your voicemail, then let me know.
When I run out of material, I keep going. Me and Wanda Wisdom are like that.
How come Wanda Wisdom hasn’t put me in Lavender Magazine?
Only gay men go to Weight Watchers.
Congratulations on losing the chinfat, Andy Melton.
Making fresh spinach. But I’m still fat and depressed.
Keep it podsafe, people.
I love the pomegranates.
Sticking avacados in my vagina.
I love that Walmart wants national healthcare.
I need to watch more Grey’s Anatomy.
I like tumeric.
Popping pills.
Cost Plus has the best polenta.
Brian Place is collecting money for my birthday. Email him for details at [email protected] .
Can someone fix my car for free?
I need tupperware.
I call Cheryl and we start yelling.
Cheryl‘s freezing her lapse off while she’s waiting for the bus.
Cheryl posted a new video.
Trying to figure out technical stuff with Cheryl.
They’re making a bullshit excuse to go after Iran next.
I watch Cheryl‘s video. She taped herself flushing her own shit and blood.
What was Cheryl doing at the library?
Some asshole reporter wrote a cover story for the New York times. This is the same reporter who wrote about Iraq and the WMDs.
Cheryl hangs up.
My take on the homophobic “candy bar X” commercial controversy.
I still protest Youtube. Fuck Youtube. They defecate on Free Speech.
I don’t support the Grey’s Anatomy ban.
My take on Ana Nicole Smith’s death.
Bush Imagine mashup.
Disco.
YR545 Hyperbloated
February 13, 2007 2:20 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 54:47 — 50.7MB)
Just for CHERILL- a music mix for the whole show.
YR544 Garbanzos and MiMi
February 12, 2007 2:28 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 25:10 — 23.4MB)
cuntsumption junction
No Show Notes, Please
