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YR530 No Voice Mails? Punishment is SEVERE!

January 30, 2007 11:58 pm
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Get fucked.

The reason why there used to be so much background noise on these podcasts.

Some good news and some bad news about my body odor.

Turds.

Pomegranates.

Grizelda’s vaginal yeastathon?

Cheryl is in a shame spiral.

I try to call Shishaldin.

I’m getting weighed again tomorrow. I gained weight at the last weigh-in.

My one friend has more teeth stories but I don’t want to hear it.

I don’t like to get the cancer.

Rank seeds. Rank vagina.

The origin of the word “cunt.”

How’s Andy Melton doing on his diet?

Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT or email me mp3′s at [email protected]

Sleepy on my anti-depressions.

I liked the prolap.se suggestions on my voicemail.

Vaginal fins.

I used to manage a grrl band.

Ethel Merman used to be my lover.

Did they ever put a little camera up someone’s ass and tape it?

Trotsky likes fruit. But he’s not gay.

Who has time for pomegranates?

They’re the most interesting fruit.

My birthday is coming up in March. Send me a big pomegranate.

Roger Smalls fingering a mouse.

Disgusting pornography I watched for my research.

Ragan Fox: America’s Next Top Bottom.

Amy Abdu.

I hate iTunes.

Steve Jobs is getting sued in some country.

Please send me the links to broken websites.

Scoble is copying me.

Since you, my audience, didn’t send me voicemail, then you can all get fucked.

Sign up on podshow.com and be my Podshow friend and also give me a good rating on iTunes.

You all don’t have the common decency to leave me an audio comment.

Audio punishment commences.

Why I’m on the outs with Calli Lewis.

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22 Responses to “YR530 No Voice Mails? Punishment is SEVERE!”

Luis wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

I liked those chanting women… really interesting. I like it when you play Bjork in those mash up things, too… I just can’t take a whole lot of it.

Cheryl wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

oh fuck….not more god damn mashups. MARY…… get over the music shit already. CHRIST……. ssssssssssrrrrrrsssssly.. HATE U OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madge wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

get fucked.

Madge wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

well, mary, there’s nothing stopping you from pressing the stop button, is tehere?

Luke (sexyer1) wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

Punishment?

That was one of your best shows yet Madge!

Luke (sexyer1),
Melbourne, Australia

Andy Melton wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

There’s a bunch of old, old videos on Insane Films that have broken links. The Cuntcession speech, I’ve been wanting to re-watch, re-watch and re-watch. I loved that one so much. There were also a bunch of old ones that I’ve tried downloading and they didn’t work. I think they were on your .MAC account.

Is Cali Clewis’ show all about Apple? Or stuff she sees on Digg.cum. What a stupid fucking bitch.

Can we have some Penny Pen Chang?

Madge wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

Andy- please give me the exact links to the PAGES with the broken links!

Chet wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

Madge, I experienced lethargy from anti-depressants as well. Have you tried taking it at bedtime instead of the morning? Maybe it’ll help you circumvent those side effects.

Matt Blender wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

I’m overusing the word turd. Right. Should I switch to the word “prolapse” instead?

Andy Melton wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

How about rose?

Andy Melton wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

Okie Dokie.

Andy Melton wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

However, I quite like “Melturd.”

Cheryl wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

plz add the tags “geekbrief”, “callgirl lewis”, “cbt”, “lyps”, “turd”, “insane”, “jewish dyke whore slut cumdumpster”, and of course “curry cum podshow slut fuckup prolaped monkey turdspace craigslisted asshole”. kthnx

Steve wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

My doctor told me the same after I cuntplained. It was much better – slept really well, out like a light.

Steve wrote a comment on January 31, 2007

Even with the horrible punishment (it really was) I enjoyed this show and thought the music was great.

Cheryl wrote a comment on February 1, 2007

GOOD JERB! A+++

Luis wrote a comment on February 1, 2007

I press the fast forward button.

findjustin wrote a comment on February 1, 2007

dearest madge

i’ve sent you lots of voice mails, but you never play them, honaye!! so i just stopped sending them to your cunt-line!!

Madge wrote a comment on February 1, 2007

Justin– How are you sending them to me? I havn’t gotten them.

justin wrote a comment on February 1, 2007

I used the 206-888-CUNT line.

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