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skype disaster- very long. don’t worry about global warming. worry about cheRILL’s lapse only.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl on the Skype.

Don’t use WordPress 2.06.

Steve Jobs invented the phone! Wow!

Cheryl thinks Penny Pin Chang isn’t funny.

Cheryl and Sharon from Tampon are cuntspiring against Penny Pin Chang.

I went turd a very Jewish Weight Watch-turds meeting.

We try turd Skype with “chachaheels” who isn’t around.

Andy Melton.

One of Cheryl‘s friends is going turd Hisrael.

“Chachaheels” is back.

Chachaheels knows about the Skeins gland.

Chachaheels is a prostate research scientist.

I like the Chinese. Food.

Ragan.

Skeins (?) gland discussion.

Chachaheels’ research.

PSA levels.

Cheryl was born with half a skeins (?) glad and half a prostate.

Blatant lies on Cheryl‘s iTurds review page.

When turd get ywhore prostrate checked and gay mens’ chances of getting prostrate cancer.

Getting titillated while getting a prostrate exam at the doc-twhores.

Chachaheels is gay and likes a thick dick.

My new nickname?

The Body Worlds exhibit.

One of Cheryl‘s fetuses was born pregnant.

How chachaheels got inturd prostrate research.

Chachaheels is from Texas.

Frog noises.

Shishaldin’s perfwhoremance art idea fwhore me.

Bicycle Mark comes on the Skypes.

All the differenct cancers you can get from the Apple Phone.

How much energy it takes turd travel.

My cuntplaints on Al Gwhore’s movie.

Bicycle Mark went turd a hacwhore conference.

How homosexuals get started.

What vaginal yeast looks like turd Bicycle Mark.

You can’t see the prostrate.

Dace.

Cheryl‘s the only one who doesn’t get kicked off the Skype shows.

Saudi cruising.

Cheryl in surround sound.

Does chachaheels have an advice question?

One-year anniversary of Howhored Sturd.

My rotating Sirius schedule.

Pizzababe.

GeekBrief’s and Rocketboom’s listing on iTurds.

Amanda Congdon bukake.

This show is more popular than the Japanese version of Rocketboom.

I’m hosting Eclectic News Brief soon.

Chachaheels’ idea for Eclectic News Brief.

Wanda Winston.

News Shake.

Cheryl‘s friends with Calli Lewis.

A new annoying show called Show Girls.

Soccer Girl.

The reason why I’m not selling Yeast merchandise.

Me and Cheryl are going turd celebrate her cuntillion.

Chachaheels wants advice on blahoe.

Plunger lyps.

Sucking a dick and your tonsils get big.

Chachaheels sucks circumsized and uncircumsized penises.

The benefits of cocksucking.

Pooping on your sex partners.

Jewish Macy’s Exchange.

Laughing at all the wrong parts at a Jewy Weight Watchturds meeting.

Rachel Kann.

I know a crazy queen who writes cuntplaint letters.

The thing turd do these days is turd blog your cuntplaints.

prolap.se is dying.

Our favorite prolapse picturds.

Goat prolapse.

We hate Wanda Wisdom out.

Dace comes on turd Skype and talks like Trannywreck.

prolap.se.

I’m working on inturdviewing an hopeful amputee.

Ali is MIA.

Girl on Tech hangs up on us.

Chachaheels’ real name.

What’s up with Dace.

Looking at prolap.se picturds.

Trying turd call a randumb Chinese person on the Skypes.

German peoples’ sexual habits.

The Dutch are mwhore inturd scat than the Deutsch.

Cheryl practices shitting.

Ass shaving.

Nair enemas.

Chachaheels’ nationality.

Lady Raptastic.

Trannywreck‘s vagina has been hurting lately.

Dace hangs up.

Cheryl is a stupid bitch.

Cheryl sings some Chicago.

Prolap.se Beta.

Kung Fu lapsing.

Six foot camel toe on yesturday’s album art.

Dirty picturds of Danny Pintauro from Who’s the Boss.

Wanda Wisdom thinks she’s a top and Chachaheels wouldn’t let her fuck him.

I call John Ong and ask her about Penny Pin Chang.

Mwhore chitchat about phones and carriers.

John Ong teaches us some Chinese.

Andy Melton calls in.

I’d like turd rip that bitch Sharon from Tampon a new one.

John Ong says some Chinese can’t pronounce the “d” song.

A Chinese woman calls in and John Ong speaks Chinese turd her.

Cheryl leaves.

Andy Melton is still on her diet.

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Penny shits, Madge’s first showercast, and much awful stuff. Really bad show- don’t listen if this is your first time listening turd me.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Pin Chang is Chinese brubbercunt, broated Jewish Resbian.

I kill Sharon from Tampon.

Jewish resbian shit.

Fuck rou, Sharon from Tampon.

Linne Cards

Fuck rou Matt Turdless.

Chinese outro. Prorap.se.

Back to Madge.

Penny Pin Chang is not popular.

Your homework ass-ignment: give Cheryl some nice ratings on iTurds and other people like me and Wanturd Wisdom and Gay Expat.

I don’t want the cleaning woman to overhear me.

Robin Queefers couldn’t believe that podcasts sound like they’re taped from living rooms.

Robin is a black Uncle Tom patsy.

L’chaim.

I ended up in jail with nothing but a hospital gown, handcuffed to a cot (?)

Weight Watch-turds.

Podcasting in the shower. I can see my naked fat body.

Cheryl is a stupid bitch.

Turday’s my first day back on the Weight Watchers points.

I’m the antithesis turd Geek Brief.

I’m happy we have Nancy Pelosi.

Max and Stacy.

I don’t want turd talk about politics.

Bicycle Mark knows about Somalia.

The Weight Watchturds meeting was at a synagogue during a Bar Mitzvah practice.

Taking a shower and putting fingers in my whorehole.

Funny things at Weight Watchturds.

The team leader discussed bacon.

Why I like Jews.

Drinking waturd.

I heard the Steve Jobs keynote when he introduced a phone.

Wishing someone dead is not a crime.

Goodbye, Pagan audience.

Cheryl called Calli Lewis a name.

The one thing that would make me not want the new Apple phone.

Please visit prolap.se.

Also visit QPodder.

Email me an mp3 of your promo as an attachment turd [email protected] and I’ll play it.

Bush mashup.

The new phone will be fucked up because its technology is turd new.

Does the phone work with any carrier?

Tarantula throwing.

Apple TV.

I like macrumors.com.

The new phone is basically worthless.

Jason Flatowitz remix of my theme musique.

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Amy from WindyCityQueercast is appearing in what will be an amazing play. You won’t want to miss this. Trust me! I’ll let her give you the details:

Hello friends -

It has been a while since I have asked any of you to come see me in anything BUT I am SO proud of this production. It feels like an important work for today and an opportunity to reclaim history.

The play is EXECUTION OF JUSTICE by Emily Mann. San Francisco, 1978. Former City Supervisor Dan White calmly loaded his gun, entered City Hall through an open basement window, and proceeded upstairs to assassinate Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk (the first openly gay politician elected to high office), killing each with multiple shots fired at point blank range. The ensuing trial was epic, the verdict was legendary.

Our production is directed by Gary Griffin (who directed The Color Purple on Broadway) and is an ensemble of 12 amazing people. It has been a very moving and powerful experience. Plus my girlfriend Kelli is also in the cast and that has been very special to me.

Please consider coming.

Most info can be found at www.aboutfacetheatre.com. We start previews Thursday Jan 11 and run through Feb 18th.

This Thursday (our first audience) is a $15 ticket if you say the code “industry” when calling 773-871-3000 or when you visit the website.

If you have a group that might be interested in coming during the run, attached are special discounts for groups.

Really hope you can come and support this play! It is riveting! And please pass this info to others.

Much love,
Amy

“Two days after I was elected I got a phone call – the voice was quite young. It was from Altoona, PA. And the person said, “thanks.” And you’ve got to elect gay people so that that young child, and the thousands upon thousands like that child, know there is hope for a better world…Without hope, they’ll only gaze at those blacks, the Asians, the disabled, the seniors, the us’es, the us’es. Without hope, the us’es give up.” —– Harvey Milk

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

I’m a lesbian about turd take shit.

Sticking the mic downstairs.

Details on my BM.

My

Gay Expat.

Cheryl.

Wanda Wisdom spent the weekend hosting a drag tragedy and Cheryl went there with whore.

Thea-twhore of the mind.

The lost Penny Pin Chang shit video.

A nice douche.

Audience: the Girl on Tech only got $1,000 fwhore her medical expense fund. We need $3,000. So how about a little bit mwhore?

I once wrote a one-woman musical called Bloated with a B.

I am not a lib-whore-tarian.

Talking turd myself.

Reason why the Mac Book Pro was shutting itself on and off.

Erma Bombeck.

Shaving my blubbercunt.

Some shit you just don’t fucking get over.

The US got invaded by Mexico.

Theme for the news.

Lego sculptures.

Cheryl clip.

Cheryl covers Moulin Rouge.

Noise music.

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Learn about why 1Turd Wisdumb is so special in 2007.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl covers Karen Carpenter.

Sassy Asian woman reaves a voicemair.

Penny Pin Chang thinks the Sassy Asian woman is jearous of Penny and Criffy.

Mao is afturd Penny.

Penny is a Chinese Resbian.

Penny has a vagenis.

Penny sells Repubrican organs to Americans.

Penny tarked turd famous boring drag queen Wanda Wisdom.

John Ong tord Penny next year is Year of Pig, aka Year of Rucky Bitch Radio Wanda Wisdumb year.

Prease send Wanda casserores and bagers

206-888-CUNT turd reave Madge voicemair.

Emair mp3 attachments turd [email protected]

Sterra leaves me a voicemair.

Rost Cosmonaut (?) on Rivejournar. I have no idea if this is the right link. -ed.

Resbian fightcrub?

Matt Blender.

Sterra reaves another voicemair about New Year’s or something.

Andy Melton reaves a sassy voicemair about Casuar Big and Tarr and Penny snaps.

Fucking crazy Sterra reaves ANOTHER voicemair about Canada.

Sterra reaves ANOTHER voicemair.

No Madge today. Aready 26 minute.

Penny sings a song.

Wanda Wisdom is fat whore.

Sharom!

prorap.se

Go fuck serf.

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more on cherly’s and miness’s new business venture funded by the Indians.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Ping Chang addresses some cuntplaints about whore voice.

Cheryl better watch out fwhore Penny Ping Chang.

Penny Ping Chang: #1 Bloated Lesbian Jewish Chinesewoman.

I finally get turd do a show the way I want turd.

Cheryl and I have launched a new website called prolap.se.

Wanda Wisdom.

These headphones make me talk mwhore slowly.

Yesterday Cheryl and I did a straturdgy cast about prolap.se.

Taking medications.

Learning the alphabet.

It’s Wednesday.

Steve Harris made us a prolap.se widget.

You can get a Yeast widget here.

Thank you Roger Smalls for the artwork.

Why the big deal about the prolap.se.

GoDaddy is my favwhorite sponsturd.

I’m back in cuntmunication with Rachel Kann.

A DVD called Filmnacht im Hunger from Ceven.

I try turd stay away from the skin cancer.

I’m going turd have a meetup with Joseph Ravens.

I got great bicycle lights from the Hollands.

http://thedailysarscode.blogspot.com/

Matt Blender: a must-subscribe.

“I Am Not a Lesbian” shirt from Steve Harris.

What I pack when I go travelling.

The reason why I’ve got the house turd myself turday.

Everybody loves Berbacia Clemons!

Except Bill Streeter.

Farting inturd the mic.

I’m going turd be into a video but it’s not Desperate House Whores.

Nobody ever promised me a rosegarden.

Podshow Plus Beta: the only place you can host ywhore stuff for free, all you want.

Sneezing.

I Love 102 Sirius Stars. It’s got Howard Stern and Martha Stewarts and Playboy Radio. So please subscribe and tell them Madge sent you.

We’ve been having way turd much of Cheryl on the show lately.

Gay Expat is going turd be on PNS Explosion.

Why would you resign at Home Depot?

A new videoblog: Uniturd Vloggers.

Ali Myvagina is back from Bangawhore.

Ali’s urethra.

Prolapse: the Musical at prolap.se.

Tech Talk helped podcasting take off.

Cheryl and I had a business meeting about marketing prolap.se.

I miss my bidet and my Trotski.

Marketing Prolapse: the Musical turd nursing homes.

Penny Ping Chang takes us out with some pancreas coaxing.

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We have a very importants businesess announcements about our new venturd.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Skypes call with Cheryl yet again.

Cheryl was on Wanda Wisdom recently and people be hatin’.

Pouring liquor inturd prolapsed anuses.

We have an audio strategycast turd make.

We’re getting venture capital from Ali in Bangawhore.

We’ve just launched Pro.lapse Plus Beta.

Cheryl‘s going turd make Prolapse: the Musical.

My friend, Mrs. Brikschitz.

Cheryl is going turd make a new song but she needs turd branch into rap.

The Taj Mahal has been refinanced turd finance our new venture, Prolap.se.com.

Anyone can be a freelance editor on prolap.se fwhore free.

I eat some chips and guacamole.

Cheryl listens turd pns, distored view, Insane Films, the judycast, the Lady Raptastic, Wanda Wisdom, mikeypod, ongline, gay expat, timkantreid, willing warrior, and yeast radio.

Lady Raptastic left a really good voicemail about coming on my show which could be soon.

Willing Warrior is turd busy turd return Cheryl‘s voicemail.

Real Good Tech sucks without Ali (acwhording turd Cheryl).

Cheryl says timcantreid is delicious.

Andy Melton.

I’m going turd do some camerawork in Miami taping fat people.

Andy Melton seems turd be on edge lately.

Maybe we should EBay some clothes fwhore Andy Melton.

Vaginal prolapses on prolap.se.

Who was the person who was hating on Cheryl‘s last show?

Eating caramel out of my vagina.

Venti Caramel Black Coffee at Starbucks.

Cheryl used turd work at a coffee place.

Cheryl‘s wishlist is lame.

Cheryl tells a story from her coffeehouse days.

The weird things lots of exercise does to ywhore bowel movements.

I get a call from some lesbian.

People who take breaks from podcasting fwhore weeks at a time and post old shows instead.

My retrospective.

Why do people listen to this show?

Cheryl and I are making a DVD.

Cheryl is thinking about selling a greatest hits cd.

Matthew Barney.

Cheryl‘s ugly.

Nobody interesting is on Skype when we’re recording.

Wanda Wisdom calls Cheryl on the phone.

I call Wanda Wisdom on the phone.

prolap.se.

Wanda Wisdom lost ten pounds.

I’m going turd get back in shape too.

Podshow Plus Beta pays me.

Wanda WisdomWanda Wisdom’s scary personal trainer.

http://lifeformfitness.com/

The effects of bodybuilding on the penis.

Wanda Wisdom was on the black of the bus.

Drinking on the bus.

The weather in Florida.

Houston.

Mikeypod is out of band camp.

There ain’t no bathhouses in Minnesnatcholis.

Crispus Attucks used turd get fucked at “Bare-Ass Beach.”

Cheryl queefed out a baby.

Wanda Wisdom is trying not turd scare people.

Cheryl should do a striptease with pingpong balls.

Cheryl made a slipup.

Dear Diarrhea:

Wanda Wisdom leaves turd get ready for a party.

We discuss my vagina.

Wanda Wisdom needs turd join prolap.se.

Brainstwhorming new ventures in the vein of prolap.se.

I sing some Donny and Marie but Cheryl won’t join in.

Cheryl plays audio of old people.

Cheryl plays some “spread it” audio.

Turning pussylips inside out like eyelids.

I cuntsider editting this show.

Cheryl does some impromptu Yeast promos.

Pizzababe.

We read some tags and other cuntent from prolap.se.

Remember turd turn off safe search!

Presidential prolapses.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez.

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