Archive for October, 2006
Y471 Daniel Ellsberg
October 16, 2006 12:16 pm
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A special report: An Austrailan Broadcasting Co. interview with Daniel Ellsberg who warns us that Bush is trying to lie the American people into going int war with Iran . Ellsberg exposed the Pentagon Papers during Vietnam.
YR470 Cheryl and a Melting Turd
October 13, 2006 11:23 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00:10 — 27.7MB)
Phone hell.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Update on Cheryl’s new colostomy.
Cheryl was hired by the Republican party to do PR for global warming.
People have been jumping to conclusions about Madge’s health.
However, Madge has been leaving voicemails on Karmabanque from her hospital bed.
Wanda’s been stalking a Minnesota senator.
Eric Rice has a bad haircut. He seems to like it when I make fun of him.
Ragan: call Cheryl.
I’m babysitting my niece while my their parents go to a Rolling Stone concert.
I know the half-brother of a Queer Eye guy. The half-brother was in my Hebrew school carpool. He had a diabetic mom.
Brian Place sent me an email bitching about Max from Karmabanque. Then Stacy read it over my shoulder.
Cheryl says she would do Stacy.
I’m going to see Stacy in Milan.
Cheryl has an injunction against her.
Cheryl’s take on my recent movies.
Other Peoples’ Mirrors.
The Worst Thing About Filming People Having Sex.
Tim Can’t Reid.
Willing Warrior.
A fan of Steve Irwin calls in and yells a lot.
Andy Melton calls in.
Andy didn’t get the job because he’s too fat.
Andy had a dream about Puffy.
What Andy had to eat.
We need to get Andy Melton on Richard Simmons.
Cheryl’s going to do a Behind the Lipps show.
Andy’s interested in open-source software.
Andy camwhores for chubby chasers.
Cheryl craps on her webcam.
Andy’s a grower like Dace.
Guys online contact Andy and hope they can “feed” him.
Andy’s opinion on the Madgeless version of Yeast.
My music mixes.
Andy’s thoughts on the QPodder design.
Advertising revenue on blogs?
I liked Andy’s podcast where he played guitar.
Andy’s fat, pathetic, and humorous.
Cheryl got boned in the bathroom.
The Falun Gong stuff makes me sick.
Katie Couric’s ratings are dropping.
No one watches TV anymore.
Is Mrs. Slocombe going to Vlog Europe?
I hate air conditioning?
Andy has thyroid problems.
Cheryl needs to get some culture.
The definition of habeas corpus.
I hope Puffy knows more about law than Cheryl.
Cheryl needs to go to the QPodder party with Pizzababe.
Andy can’t come to the QPodder party.
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Fuck apple and their planned obsolete products. Fuck Bono and his ugly glasses.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Researching trip plans for Vlog Europe.
I may sell my car.
I’m meeting up with Bicycle Mark in Europe.
I might go to Venice when I visit Europe.
I got my hair cut at the Red Door Spa by Tim.
I also got a deep-tissue massage. The whole time I was worrying about my asshole.
Question for my listeners: is getting a deep-tissue massage supposed to feel like S & M bottoming?
I recorded a show with Andy Melton and Cheryl.
Thanks to Steve Harris for my new WordPress theme and to Matt Blender for the shownotes.
Why don’t I have Splenda as a sponsor? Splenda sponsors the Rumorgirls.
Insane Films.
Eclectic News Brief.
News Shake.
Yeast2.
Eat This Hot Show.
Email me and/or send your .mp3 audio comments to: [email protected]
Hotline: 206-888-CUNT
Replying to spam.
Strikes on Iran possible by 2007.
Why is Ask A Ninja still on the iTunes top 20? I don’t get it. Someone please explain this to me.
The iTunes podcast front page has a new section for political commentary and I’m not on it. None of the other podcasts with “explicit” labels are on it either.
Fuck Bono with his liver-damaged face. Oprah: whatever. Apple has China make its products when China is one of the worst human rights violators in the world.
When I get marginalized I have to toot my own horn.
Vulgarity is the only way to describe the things our filthy administration has been doing.
I helped people realize podcasting was a viable new medium and I deserve to be treated with more respect.
Apple is all about capturing the clean, shiny web 2.0 zeitgeist.
Apple. China. Abusive labor?
Chinese Falun Gong labor camps?
I hate those arrogant Apple ads with the kid with miniscule facial hair.
Wall Street and trickle-up economics.
Mike Judge’s new movie, Idiocracy.
Everyone in this country is dumb. No one can see past the plastic reality we create.
More people need to take chances on Yeast.
I will do whatever it takes to investigate Apple’s relationship with China- even if it means losing weight.
There needs to be a Gay and Lesbian category on iTunes.
I have a new level of appreciation for my audience after Madge left.
I’m going to put out the Cheryl and Andy Melton show over the weekend.
Audionoise.
Earthlink ad.
YR468 Scobelizer Shopping for Vloggers? with Raymond K.
October 11, 2006 10:24 am
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Business vultures will want to hear this interesting discussion about the state of the vlog between myself and Raymond Kristianson. I hope I spelled his name right.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Eating at Stella’s in Boystown.
Oprah ruined straight men and spent too much on her doghouse.
I reccomend Adam’s political vlog about habeas corpus at thisboyelroy.com.
My show format vs. Ragan’s.
Audio skit.
Running into Tina Stevens(?)/Tim out on the town. He was wearing one of Juan’s jackets.
Being really real on this podcast, finally.
The female Madge persona was a crutch.
Song.
Heidi 2006.
Long talk with vlogger Raymond Kristiansen who was on the front page of the BBC.
Raymond is the chief satan for Evilvog.
Vloggies and the way they’re using money and influence to woo people to the ceremony.
The vlogosphere vibe has become really discouraging.
I resent the fact that someone banal, talentless, and totally common-denominator can become hugely successful just because they catch the zeitgeist.
What’s the long-term effect of having video online?
I know what I want out of vlogging and podcasting. A lot of other people want these same things too.
I don’t like awards but I do accept that other people are not of my opinion.
Raymond’s friends Jay Dedman and Ryanne Hoddson (sp?) have started editing Scoble’s videos.
I don’t like the idea of telling an artist his or her work is better or worse.
Tech geeks becoming art geeks.
Raymond would like to see more themed vlogging.
My new show: News Shake.
Raymond: it seems to be random who gets embraced in the vlogosphere.
Peter van Dijk has kept his integrity.
Mefeedia.
Peter (Mefeedia) actually took my complaints seriously a while ago.
The future of vlogging.
People are more interested in seeing user-generated material than commercial content.
The political potential of user-generated material.
There needs to be a virtual news desk.
There’s tons of reporting that needs to be done.
My problem with indie media marketing.
Vlog Europe with Bicycle Mark.
YR467 livejournal and rare madge
October 9, 2006 10:52 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 31:36 — 48.2KB)
Memories- misty urine smelling… and a rare recording of an interview Adam Curry did of Madge in early January 2005.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Cheryl Merkowski’s plan of action.
Mr. Zeeche song of Madge mourning.
Pissy voicemail from Larry the opera queen.
Livejournal entry from August 5th, 2001: lesbian advice on douche.
Dave Calderbank female moaning.
August 8th, 2001: female journalist tried to interview members of the Chicago cast of the Real World.
Voicemail from Robert. He wants directors’ commentary on videos. He would also like to see a video of h at work.
I haven’t been paying enough attention to Mikeypod.
Someone forgot to renew the Podshow domain name.
Livejournal entry from August 16th, 2001 about HiFi.
Firefox keeps crashing.
I’m trying to be like Ragan Fox and it isn’t working.
More livejournal entries.
Thank you Steve Harris, Michael Carrino, and Miss Penang for my new theme.
Simon Tune reads some haikus.
More LJ entries.
First time Adam Curry talked to Madge on January 5th, 2005.
New Theme
10:44 amYR466 The “Weagelizer” and his Weaglies
October 8, 2006 9:04 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 41:53 — 19.7MB)
Guest Chris Weagel and I rip on a wide range of topics from Robert Scoble’s huge stomach to… well to a bunch of stuff.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
I’m pissed at the vlogosphere and bloated Robert Scoble saying he’s some kind of vlogging expert.
Scoble parades his fat kid around conventions.
Chris is pissed at the pure acceptance of horseshit in our culture.
The repealing of the constitution vs. the Foley sex scandal.
Chris Weagel does Human Dog and he’s a member of The Pan.
Chris tells me about each of the eight members of The Pan.
A parakeet saved a woman I met from suicide.
I skipped the Portable Media Expo because I hate cliques.
Eric Rice and his bad haircut.
Google Video is underrated.
Scobel is using the Vloggies as a promotional tool for his own company.
Chris nominated the Gang Bang scene from Other Peoples’ Mirrors on Insane Films for best overall vlog.
My experiences with Vloggercon vs. the transgressive underground film movement.
There’s so much fear and repression in the US.
Anyone with something to say is considered a freak.
The Katie Couric/Condi Rice interview.
I’m the syphilis of podcasting.
Cheryl Merkowski.
China is using mobile execution buses.
Falun Gong is a purely spiritual organization.
Two thousand Chinese people had their corneas removed by their government.
Stem cell research isn’t okay, but Chinese organ stealing is?
The only solution to apatheticness is engagement and education.
With habeas corpus in danger, it may not be a good idea to let your kids travel abroad or for me to move to Europe.
My European friend had to take down his blog.
There’s no humanity left.
People don’t understand the ramifications of habeas corpus.
Creationism museum in Ohio.
Time Magazine Iraq soldier report from the field.
What’s so great about Scobel?
I like Dave Winer and Doc Searles.
Neo Cons romanticize soldiers and yet they won’t fight in the war themselves.
Alexander was a psychopath who’s now remembered as a great leader.
Everything I was taught is bullshit and everything is a scam.
The Catholic church is a scam.
“History is written by the victors.” -Winston Churchill
Ghandi’s son on Democracy Now!: it’s not natural for people to kill each other.
Spike Lee documentary on New Orleans & Hurricane Katrina: the levys broke in a previous hurricane because someone (the government?) destroyed them with dynamite?
FEMA cut off communication in New Orleans immediately after Katrina.
Gutless cowards want to be slaves to their own stupidity.
The government’s reaction to 9/11 was a complete joke. And yet people ar campaigning for even more defense department spending.
YR465 BLAH HUH!
October 5, 2006 10:34 pmPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 24:30 — 14.0MB)
GRAYHOE CRAYHOY.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Edith Massey symphony.
This show is as hard as hell to do as myself.
I’m having headaches.
Mothers with their hummer strollers at the coffee shop.
I’m going totally effing nuts and I know it.
Podshow finally caught on that Madge is almost dead.
Karla has D cups.
Pizzababe was going over every name of podcasters who were at the Portable Media Expo, but no dirt on Anji Bee.
Max from Karmabanque.
I saw a funny South Park episode recently.
Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack: the best play I’ve ever seen.
Face the Cuntsequences on Ceven’s Anderecast.
Karla from Rumor Girls: I am amenable to doing a show with you.
Frank McMahon does a good job producing the Rumor Girls videos.
Michael Carrino is one of the six people that likes Madge.
Michael Carrino: good like gathering together Wanda, Ragan, and me gathered together for your show.
Zillafag lost his job? Was he drunk when he made this post on QPodder?
Zillafag better come to the bowling party this month.
Eavil.com: great noise music.
I gave my Wednesday Sirius time slot to The Strip podcast.
Porn is the only way to get me through my headaches.
I’ve lost my identity.
Larry: turn this off.
I can’t even form a cohesive thought.
Warmup gospel song.
10 Reasons Why You Won’t Recognize America in 10 Years. Biometric big-brother, Haliburton concentration camps, etc.
Finger id machines at the grocery store and banks. Who in the hell would agree to something like that? Answer: idiots.
Recommended: Radio Open Source, especially the episode called The End of Free Will.
Madonna is all marketing and nothing else. Everyone (especially the gays) are brainwashed into thinking she’s good.
Terry needs to come on the show.
Earthlink ad.
Come to the QPodder bowling thing. Gays and straights are welcome. Ragan might not come because he feels hated. I don’t hate him though.
I know this episode sucks. So why don’t you complain about it on the blog.
Tomorrow Huge Protest Across Americu.
October 4, 2006 1:03 pmYR464 Out of Toilet Paper
1:19 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 30:00 — 15.2MB)
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Talking to fill time.
Zeeche song.
Max from Karmabanque has heard from Madge recently.
I ate Fiber One with Yogurt.
Substituting cooking oil with diet soda?
DJDavidJ apologizes in a voicemail for the way he behaved towards Cheryl and Ragan. Madge would have never played his comment for as long as I did.
Ragan is a brilliant satirist, like Maureen Dowd.
Keep in mind that I asked Ragan to read his review on Eat This Hot Show.
Matt Blender audio comment: the reason why Americans want to be entertained by the news is because Americans work the longest hours.
America is on the edge of complete collapse.
Fear of terrorist attacks makes Americans act irrationally.
Music sent in by Gay Expat.
Lately I’ve been smiling when I’m doing my show.
My take on the Foley sex scandal.
Cheryl has been re-invigorated lately.
I play my favorite winning entry in the Earthlink Ad Challenge.
I love Earthlink.
Simon Tune poem: The Beginnings of September.
Tech podcast about my podcasting production setup/process coming up soon.
Part 2 of Other People’s Mirrors will be posted on Insane Films shortly.
YR463 Dramarama with Ragan Fox
October 3, 2006 4:04 amPodcast: Play in new window | Download (28.3MB)
Nice drama.
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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Intro from Mrs. Bodenheimer, Holocaust survivor.
M.I.A/Sanford & Sons mashup.
You can still leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT.
I feel renewed, but I’m still finding my radio self.
My mentor Larry said that retiring Madge was a good idea.
Creepy Crawly Curry fans have been slithering around the comments section lately.
Check out the fourth Eclectic News Brief on Insane Films.
Ragan calls in.
The Gay Expat has been “assailing” Ragan (his words) in the Eat This Hot Show comments section.
The Gay Expat says that Ragan is attacking Puffy via Cheryl.
Gay Expat says that the common denominator in various podcasting controversies is Ragan.
Ragan says that the Fausto/Mark and Curry controversies are not related to his argument with Puffy.
Ragan was the last one to get on the “kick out Fausto and Mark” bandwagon.
Ragan tells the Gay Expat to shut his hole.
Ragan says that his argument with Puffy is between him and Puffy and it’s no one else’s business.
I won’t take a side in the matter.
I think that both Ragan and Puffy would benefit from seeing each others’ point of view.
Ragan says that listeners are always jumping on their soapboxes.
Ragan’s tired of being a lightning rod for controversy.
I think Ragan should wait a couple weeks and then talk to Puffy.
I also think a big part of this conflict is the issue of persona vs. non-persona and show vs. non-show.
Ragan says that all it took to resolve a conflict with Mikeypod was for Mikeypod to send him an email.
I think that Ragan and I both know who we are and that creates controversy for other people.
Ragan didn’t know that the Gay Expat and Puffy are friends. Now the situation makes more sense to Ragan.
Ragan is going to sic Rachel Kann on Gay Expat.
Wanda stays out of controversy. I want to be more like that.
Ragan’s opinion on why Eat This Hot Show is popular.
Ragan enjoys doing Eat This Hot Show and talking about important issues with Wanda and me.
I think that sometimes you have to protect your own sanity.
Ragan’s idea for a new segment on Eat This Hot Show: responses to listeners’ comments.
Gay Expat is nice, but…
Shows like this one get the most downloads.
These arguments are all fake to generate attention (if only).
Disrespect for the Portable Media Expo attendees.
Guess who was schmoozing at the Podshow Pool Party.
