Podcasting pioneer and noted philanthropist Madge Weinstein of Podshow and Yeast Radio fame is in critical condition in a Guadalajara hospital following a botched combined liposuction and gastric bypass operation. Arguably fat, but not clinically obese, the outspoken shock jock was forced to head south of the border in quest of less ethically committed medical professionals to perform the risky surgery. While the situation is certainly grave, Weinstein seemingly intends to extend her philanthropic legacy beyond her time on this mortal coil. Her already prepared will provides for her usual pet causes of breast cancer and chronic female problems but makes unusual bequest to one of her radio peers.
The faltering radio starlet rasped from her hospital bed, “To my esteemed colleague Rush Limbaugh I leave six unfilled prescriptions for painkillers and all that fat they just sucked out of my ass!” She lapsed back into unconsciousness before confirming rumours that she was donating her vagina to Dr. Laura.
While fans and friends worldwide are praying for her recovery, Podshow and Yeast Radio will soldier on. Richard Bluestein will be sitting in the host’s chair for the foreseeable future. Bluestein is philosophical, “While it is hard to imagine a world without Madge, it is impossible to even consider a world without Yeast”. Tune into Yeast Radio—-http://yeastradio.com and http://podshow.com for other fun podcasts.
Voicemail from Richard in San Diego. He likes the opera playing. Richard: please send me an email explaining your Podshow problem to me and then I can send it to Ceven.
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Theme song by Jason Flatowitz: cover of original Yeast theme song.
We ate at a restaurant with gross people in it instead.
New word for vagina: fins.
Brushing Trotsky’s teeth.
Shishaldin wants an Italian Greyhound now, too.
We took Trotsky to the beach.
My family in Indiana is too rough with Trotsky.
Shishaldin and I sing.
Joseph Ravens‘ new play, Sweet Release, will be playing at the Storefront Theater. Chicago listeners: stay tuned for a possible Yeast get-together to see the play.
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Shishaldin is here to deliver some sad news about Madge.
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Jennifer Snoddy asked me to post this for her. The doctors just told her and Wade that Keera’s brain has swollen up and is damaged irreversably. It appears to be fatal. I am not clear on the details but they are not optimistic to say the least.
UPDATE: (from Jennifer) “My angel went to heaven today at 7:44PM.”
UPDATE #2: Please see Jennifer’s web site for funeral arrangments.
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The International Republican Institute is an organization that is run by some of the biggest names in the Republican party, including John McCain. I have found evidence that suggests that the IRI has been illegally advising the Mexican PAN party. The PAN presidential candidate is currently the president-elect in a hugely contested election. If you email me and I know you I can send you the evidence I found.
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Would Jesus have AIDS?
Zeeche song: “Lesbian Brain” (full-length).
Do something.
You can find a clip of Trotsky’s birthday party on Hollye’s blog.
Long-winded annoying voicemail from “Luckylicious.”
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