Archive for September, 2006

For Immediate Prolapse!

September 29, 2006 3:27 pm

Podcasting pioneer and noted philanthropist Madge Weinstein of Podshow and Yeast Radio fame is in critical condition in a Guadalajara hospital following a botched combined liposuction and gastric bypass operation. Arguably fat, but not clinically obese, the outspoken shock jock was forced to head south of the border in quest of less ethically committed medical professionals to perform the risky surgery. While the situation is certainly grave, Weinstein seemingly intends to extend her philanthropic legacy beyond her time on this mortal coil. Her already prepared will provides for her usual pet causes of breast cancer and chronic female problems but makes unusual bequest to one of her radio peers.

The faltering radio starlet rasped from her hospital bed, “To my esteemed colleague Rush Limbaugh I leave six unfilled prescriptions for painkillers and all that fat they just sucked out of my ass!” She lapsed back into unconsciousness before confirming rumours that she was donating her vagina to Dr. Laura.

While fans and friends worldwide are praying for her recovery, Podshow and Yeast Radio will soldier on. Richard Bluestein will be sitting in the host’s chair for the foreseeable future. Bluestein is philosophical, “While it is hard to imagine a world without Madge, it is impossible to even consider a world without Yeast”. Tune into Yeast Radio—-http://yeastradio.com and http://podshow.com for other fun podcasts.

YR461 Can’t spell REquium. Rectum?

10:45 am

here do it.
tinkerbell.
duh.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Madge Weinstein died today… and so did Mr. Zeeche?

Talking about tech.

I use the Final Plug by Wave-Arts plug-in to do this podcast.

Dave Calderbank
: having technical problems. He’s actually a good-looking heterosexual.

Listen to Eat This Hot Show to hear about the “personality sea” of the podosphere. This makes more sense when you listen to Eat This Hot Show.

People always like the stuff on my show that I don’t like myself. People listen to Yeast mostly for personality.

I’ve been trying to transition to laptop.

Musique Cardiaque.

I want to ask Taylor E. Ross to modify the theme song but I won’t.

Terry , the pro-choice lobbyist, is having Alfre Woodard as a guest speaker at a conference.

Voicemail from Richard in San Diego. He likes the opera playing. Richard: please send me an email explaining your Podshow problem to me and then I can send it to Ceven.

Anyone, gay or straight, is invited to the Midwest Queercaster Bowling Party.

A song Podcast Mark from Boynovice sound system made about Bush.

For anyone that miss Madge: I have an old Madge segment she made for Karmabanque.

Sirius’s fucking great Metropolitan Opera Channel. My opera queen friend Larry is getting Sirius just to have this channel.

Blowing dust off some old records for you to listen to.

It’s weird for me to be without Madge too.

Other Peoples’ Mirrors on Insane Films.

Americunt is inactive. Go to bluestein.com to read my blogging.

Rap song.

Soundscape.

YR460 Habius Corpus is a Corpse

September 28, 2006 2:45 am

La la la.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

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Theme song by Jason Flatowitz: cover of original Yeast theme song.

I bug Shishaldin while she’s sleeping.

The United States of Torture.

Keith Olbermann’s take on Clinton’s Fox interview via Google Video
.

New York Post article making fun of Keith Olbermann’s anthrax scare.

The first installment of Other Peoples’ Mirrors is now posted on Insane Films.

I’m going to be doing video for a Bobby Kann rock musical featuring the music from his latest album.

Shishaldin and I did seven loads of laundry.

Shishaldin ran an ultramarathon.

Technical difficulties with Shishaldin’s mike.

All the food Shishaldin and I ate together.

Shishaldin and I took a long walk today.

We tried to visit Mrs. Slocombe.

I transferred Juan’s title over to myself at the DMV.

Shishaldin gives a Madge update. It doesn’t look good.

An old lady attacked me with a cane.

We tried to meet Chicago Sheri in Naperville…

but we got lost.

We ate at a restaurant with gross people in it instead.

New word for vagina: fins.

Brushing Trotsky’s teeth.

Shishaldin wants an Italian Greyhound now, too.

We took Trotsky to the beach.

My family in Indiana is too rough with Trotsky.

Shishaldin and I sing.


Joseph Ravens
‘ new play, Sweet Release, will be playing at the Storefront Theater. Chicago listeners: stay tuned for a possible Yeast get-together to see the play.


A new Bush-favored bill regarding torture and detainees’ rights to Habius Corpus may be passed
.

Why should we let Bush rewrite the entire legislation?

I don’t believe Americans are so dumb that they’ll fall for the “anti-terrorist” Republican sentiment behind this bill.

The right-wing pundits have no argument against Bill Clinton’s recent statements on Fox.

It looks like the Iran War is going to happen. It’s now up to the bloggers to keep the public updated on this.

According to the BBC, the Chinese organ stealing business is thriving.

Apple’s business model is based on serving Apple’s interests.

Listen to an upcoming Eat This Hot Show episode for the details on Madge’s death.

YR459 Death of a Lesbian?

September 27, 2006 12:00 am

Zij gaat weg!

Show notes by Matt Blender.

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Shishaldin is here to deliver some sad news about Madge.

Doing laundry and cleaning with Shishaldin.

Tried to meet Mrs. Slocombe for dinner.

Binge-eating at the mall with Shishaldin.

Code Pink shirt.

Eating crepes.

I’m boycotting Coke.

Max Keiser and Stacy Herbert of Karmabanque initiate smart boycotts against socially irresponsible big companies.

Memories of being thin.

Keera Snoddy’s funeral.

Talking about Chauncey’s death.

Sorting through some American Apparel clothes I bought with Rachel Kann.

China steals peoples’ organs.

Starbucks drugrun subculture.

Run Lola Run.

New Metropolitan Opera channel on Sirius.

Handling Madge’s panties.

David Gest has herpes headaches.

Study about Chlamydia and Gonnorhea in NY schoolkids.

Black socks with shorts in Europe.

Tim from the Chaos Computer Club.

Rupert is sweet.

Hiring someone to do paperwork.

I will be posting Other People’s Mirrors in its entirety as a series on Insane Films.

How I met Shishaldin on Livejournal.

Shishaldin’s ex-boyfriend shat in his own bathtub.

Hollye likes to buy Trotsky lots of crap.

H&M underwear shopping.

Bill Streeter of Lo-Fi St. Louis.

YR458 Rills and Madge One on One

September 25, 2006 11:25 pm

Rills takes a break from her smokeres retreat to chat with me in Indiana.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

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Cheryl’s triumphant return.

Picture of Ragan fingering his dog.

Cheryl posted a picture of her mom on her website.

Picture of my cunt-stained office chair.

Pizzababe.

I’m not going turd call people fat anymore.

It’s a good thing Cheryl isn’t going to the funeral I’m attending.

I got into a heated exchange with my parents over Israel.

My dad shamed me over the stink I made in the bathroom.

Maybe I should move.

Cheryl got a Macbook.

More iTurds bitching.

Did Andy Melton get a job?

QPodder bowling get together with Madge, Wanda, and the Windy City Queercast in Chicago on October 21st from 7-10 p.m.

Chilly Dilly loves negative attention.

Matt Blender’s false representations of himself.

Cheryl ate out Pizzababe.

Talking about death.

The Gay Expat was supposed turd visit Chicago.

Technical problems with yesterday’s show.

Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff’s gay-hating. AC likes his show because Mark is AC’s mail-order bride.

Opera podcast: wow, what a great idea.

Cheryl and I look at some moldy hidden penis pictures.

Rachel Kann.

Ragan hates Cheryl and vice versa.

Wanda Wisdumb is too busy stalking nazi female politicians turd call Cheryl back.

Wanda’s celebrating her fourth year of sobriety by taking up boozing again.

The Hidden Penis doctor looks like a botoxed Taylor E. Ross.

PNS Explosion is having a contest and giving out Feast of Fools buttons as prizes.

Hanging out with PNS Noah.

The Guilded Moose.

The Daily Purge.

CDP.

Rebecca Nay.

John Ong.

Trying turd call Andy Melton.

Andy has a great radio voice and he’s funny.

Sanitary pad chat.

Lipps Street.

YR457 for Keera Snoddy

1:42 am

in memory of Keera Snoddy

Sad News

September 22, 2006 3:26 pm

Jennifer Snoddy asked me to post this for her. The doctors just told her and Wade that Keera’s brain has swollen up and is damaged irreversably. It appears to be fatal. I am not clear on the details but they are not optimistic to say the least.

UPDATE: (from Jennifer) “My angel went to heaven today at 7:44PM.”
UPDATE #2: Please see Jennifer’s web site for funeral arrangments.

Richard Bluestein
richard@bluestein.com

YR456 (REPOST)

12:26 pm

Hopefully this will fix the problems people are having downloading with ITUNES only.

YR456 Madge Breaks a Story Regarding the Mexican Elections

12:55 am

Seriously.

SHOOT! I forgot to include my condolences for DJ David in this show. David lost his travelling companion Genta yesterday. I’m very sorry David.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

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Plotting with Pizzababe to get my revenge at the Portable Media Expo.

Making plans with Hollye Davidson to go to Vlogger Europe.

I’m trying not to swear anymore.

I went to an Amy Goodman book signing at Northwestern. She’s trying to get her latest book, Static, on the New York Times bestseller list.

Margaret Mead: “Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”

Andy Wibbels of the Andymatic blog.

Dead air. Dead air dead air dead air.

America’s a terrorist nation.

Original ‘96 Yeast Radio episodes.

Time Magazine’s top 2 podcasts.

iTunes rant.

Going back to Berlin?

Anderecast.

A new Eat This Hot Show has come out.

Democracy Now: big scoop interview.

Ragan Fox.

The International Republican Institute is an organization that is run by some of the biggest names in the Republican party, including John McCain. I have found evidence that suggests that the IRI has been illegally advising the Mexican PAN party. The PAN presidential candidate is currently the president-elect in a hugely contested election. If you email me and I know you I can send you the evidence I found.

Free Josh Wolf – Video Blogger Jailed for Political Reasons

September 20, 2006 10:44 pm

free josh wolf joshwolf.net

YR455 Gaia’s Calamari Revenge

1:57 pm

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

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Would Jesus have AIDS?

Zeeche song: “Lesbian Brain” (full-length).

Do something.

You can find a clip of Trotsky’s birthday party on Hollye’s blog.

Long-winded annoying voicemail from “Luckylicious.”

Thank you, Mr. Chase.

Matt Blender voicemail.

Jihadist Jerry voicemail about his bowel movements.

Hilarious Cheryl video on timcantreid.com.

Promo for new Freak Network.

I haven’t gotten any apologies yet. You will all pay at the Portable Media Expo.

Go turd madgeweinstein.podshow.com/ turd get my shows early.

Thank you to sponsors Earthlink and GoDaddy.

Funny wepledge.com promo.

I love Sirius.

Ghost of Gussy?

Part of the reason why I started podcasting, back in the day.

Jake from the Freak Network is very talenturd.

I got Amy Goodman’s book, Static. I also have her other book, Hubris.

I want turd do a live show sometime.

Matt Blender is going to jail for false representation.

Email from Brian Brewer telling me turd drop the red meat.

Gaia’s calamari revenge.

Funny story about an old Jewish woman (not me) that lives in my building.

I love drinking Pom.

I got stood up by PNS Noah.

Make your own Butterball commercial.

Trotsky buries food.

Eat This Hot Show needs more structure?

The next Eat This Hot Show guest: Twinkleboi.

Email me at bloatedlesbian@gmail.com or leave me audio comments at 206-888-CUNT.

I fixed my Replay TV.

Old time audio skit.

YR454 Buy My Shit

September 19, 2006 2:40 pm

Browsing old records, weird people at Starbucks, tech talk, etc..

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Visit GoDaddy.com- be creative and buy lots of domain names!
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Madge1 turd save 10%
Madge2 turd save $5 on a $30 whore more purchase
Madge3 turd get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

My Cunt Doctor, Taylor E. Ross.

Looking through old records.

The 70’s were awful.

Steve Jobs’ fashion crimes.

Mom Jeans.

Ancient MCI Mail bill.

Old Nicole Cardi tune.

Record from Mikeypod.

The trials and tribulations of NeoCon research.

Vibrators at Panera Bread.

Weird people at Starbucks.

Somebody please buy my cuntputer shit: G5 with a dual processor, etc.

I’m saving a big rant about someone who’s in trouble with me.

You’re all stupid- die of global warming with an iPod in your hand.

The cuntents of my fridge.

New cuntent coming up on Insane Films and Yeast 2.

Everyone please send Trotsky your birthday wishes.

Yoga with Cher.