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Archive for August, 2006

YR434 Cheryl’s Been 25 For a Long While Now: Part 2

August 18, 2006 7:08 pm
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prolapse 2.0Part 2 of the Cheryl chat.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Podshow’s spooky new dramatic podcast, Shadowfalls.

Prolapse: the musical.

Rob and Ali’s podshow, That Is Real Good.

Political haiku from Simon of the Slamidol Podcast.

Rob of the Average Penis is on his manperiod.

Arguing.

Zillafag is on acid again.

Cheryl masturbates.

Rob’s myspace.

Dot Mac sucks.

Cheryl’s hateful on my not wanting to come back to America.

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Earthlink. My mother uses it.

Podshowplus.

Podshow sponsors: Shell gas and Acura SUV.

Don’t Fly Delta Airlines

August 17, 2006 7:48 pm

Delta Airlines is HORRIBLE. Their customer support is the absolute worst I have ever experienced. My luggage has been in Miami (where I am) for the past 24 hours yet Delta is incapable of delivering it to me as promised.

Engrain it in your memory:
DELTA IS THE WORST AIRLINE
DO NOT FLY DELTA
DELTA IS BAD

DELTURD

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6:09 pm

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YR433 Oil Pipelines, Vaginal Yeast, and Pizzabblubberunt

10:46 am
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Back in Miami.
Trip sucked cuz of Delturd Airlines.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

In Florida.

Delturd airlines is terrible. They lost my luggage.

Check out zolo.tv.

Pizzablubbercunt comes onto the show.

Cheryl kicked Pizzababe off of Pizzababe’s Rascal.

Pizzababe’s bat problem.

I offer Pizzababe career advice.

We talk about straight men and their weird hangups, ie Dave Calendarbank.

Pizzababe thinks the hot blonde Dominatrix on my show wasn’t the real deal.

Cheese ice cream.

Pizzablubbercunt.com.

My foul posse: Pizzablubbercunt, Trannywreck, Cheryl, Zillafag.

On the plane I sat next to a guy who is digging an pipeline from the Caspian Sea through Turkey.

Liberal podcast reccomendations?

Police ask for extra powers in England after recent terrorism.

A listener recites an ode to me.

Peter from Windy City Radio: Shart for Peace.

I will be speaking at a gay/lesbian journalism convention. Heather from Rubyfruit Radio will be there too.

Dave: get over it and make me something good.

Risky, political Earthlink ad #10 about Katrina. Vote for it.

Voicemail from a scared, nervous listenturd.

YR432 Cheryl’s Been 25 For a Long While Now

August 15, 2006 6:30 pm
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Cheryl, Ali, Rob, and drinking piss from a bottle.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Shadow Falls is one spooky podcast.

This show is also sponsored by Go Daddy.

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Cheryl and I discuss my recent drama with the ship jumpers.

Ali comes on the show too.

Blay hoe-off.

I try to correct Ali’s grammar.

Robberta comes on.

I can’t bring my KY on the plane.

Heterosexual males and their weird mood swing hangups.

Vagina stapling.

I was, in fact, NOT the fattest person on Bicyclemark’s boat.

Prolapsed prolapses.

Tranny piss music video on Youtube.

Something mysterious is going on with Cheryl and her age.

Trannywreck is losing her penis.

The fattest gay podcaster is…

This show is also sponsored by Earthlink.

YR 431 Fuck You All

August 14, 2006 9:14 pm
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I’m really really pissed.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Cover of Joanna Newsom’s Peach, Plum Pear.

Dave Calderbank is a dickhead woman on menstrual cramps.

I hate all of you.

Well, most of you.

I hate Rocket Boom and its crap “news” for geeks with belt cancer.

This show is sponsored by Earth Link.

This show is also sponsored by Go Daddy.

Use my codes to save:
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Thanks for the song, Mrs. Slocombe.

Rachel Kann is the only one who understands my womynly rage.

YR430 Life Ain’t Been No Crystal Stairs

12:41 pm
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Bitching at bicyclemark’s house and a long psycho-mashup.

Show notes by Matt Blender.

Broadcasting from Holland.

Song from Ali Myvagina about foreskin.

Star-studded episode of whorehole.org with Wanda and me.

Good news regarding Mrs. Slocombe.

The latest terrorism claptrap.

Bad news: no more Norm.

A shit song from Dave Calderbank.

Check out the Coffee and Tea podcast.

Another haiku from Simon from the Slam Idol Podcast.

The Pan.

Rupert sends a song.

This podcast is dedicated to Jim.

Joanne Schroeder sent me a mash-up she made of Cheryl and me.

A song by Dave Calderbank about Dutch cheese.

Karen of Rumor Girls wants to know if I’m going to the Podcaster Expo.

Bush mash-up by Twinkleboi.

Audio noise.

YR429 Hail Cheryl Full of Prolapse

August 10, 2006 4:31 pm
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Whoretalk Live!
with Cheryl and her Swingline!!!

Special Guests:
Bicycle Mark
Rupert

Skype upgrade drama.

Vagina masturbation.

Check out the Laughing Yogi on YouTube.

Global warming ice cap melting bullshit.

Organ harvesting for Cheryl.

Cheryl’s ideal woman – black don’t crack.

Rosie O’Donnell’s snatch, but in the face.

McDonald’s lesbian rape.

Cheryl’s clitorus looks kind of like a baby’s penis.

Earthlink is so fast, it makes Cheryl’s panties wet!

Call my bloat at 206-888-CUNT!

Check out the EarthLink Ad Challenge Finalists!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
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Shownotes by Davy from Pop Trash Radio.

YR428 Madge and the Mysterious Midget

August 9, 2006 9:01 pm
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Back in Berlin
going from house to house like a hobo lesbo.

Checkout Cuntface’s Podcast!

Gas chamber drama chit-chat.

Cuntface fisted and felched.

Fat people overpriced shrimp eat.

Cruising with Cuntface.

Subway pole dancing.

Prolapse explaining of the vaginal and the anal.

Morey Amsterdam is dead.

Play by play midget handling.

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The quest for the Mysterious Midget.

Midget laughing is bad luck.

Big fat hairy lesbian vagina eating out.

Clip sent in by Tranny Wreck of Adam Curry on Barefoot Radio.

Christians need to get jesus out of their assholes.

Single-toe sighting.

Gypsy hair-warsh with urine.

Call my bloat at 206-888-CUNT!

Acura has a podcast on Podshow+ for you to listen to.

Check out the EarthLink Ad Challenge Finalists!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
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Shownotes by Davy from Pop Trash Radio.

YR427 Shiver Me Prolapse

August 8, 2006 3:59 pm
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A fat dyke in Riga.

Woman salad fucking.

Going back to Berlin turdmorrow and then all over the fucking place.

Penis dangling epiphany.

My lesbian eyes have been seeing single toe (the male version of camel toe) everywhere.

Ain’t nothing opened after 12 o’clock except legs.

Israeli grenade throwing at rocks.

Meet the Press quickies with Cunt de Lezzi.

Helpless Arab victimization.

Cunt de Lezzi makes me hot in the veegee.

We the Americunts are going to get to rebuild Lebanon.

Nice German lady who hates Bush (GW not vaginal).

Slam Idol Simon haiku reading.

The Podcasting audience is retarded.

Send me stuff so I can rip you to shreds and make you cry like Andy Melton.

Call my bloat at 206-888-CUNT

Check out the EarthLink Ad Challenge Finalists!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
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Shownotes by Davy from Pop Trash Radio.

YR426 Lapsey Come Home

August 7, 2006 7:01 pm
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If in doubt, shit it out.

Cuming turd you from Tartu, Estonia.
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Traveling turd Riga turdmorrow.

Anderson Cooper’s gay.

Bruce Springsteen crotch in the pants.

Keep an eye on Insane Films for yeast and fisting and such.

Who doesn’t like the boobys except gay men and mastectomy survivors?

Psycological panus shrinking.

Hurts; smells.

Check out Bill Moyer’s on Faith and Reason.

Please go harass Cheryl so she will come do a call in progr’m with us!

Andy Melton thought I was mad at his stupid ass, but I am not.

Remember: This internets is stupid. Nothing that happens on the internet is to be taken seriously.

Call my bloat at 206-888-CUNT

Acura has a podcast on Podshow+ for you to listen to.

Check out the EarthLink Ad Challenge Finalists!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Shownotes by Davy from Pop Trash Radio.

YR425 Mostly Moist Madge in Mooste

August 6, 2006 4:31 pm
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Walking like Jesus.

Note to self: Stay away from bossy women; refuse to talk to them.

Christian soldier ass eating out.

Estonia has a huge Aids problem since they missed the 80′s because of the cummunism.

Kentucky Fried Chicken wanting.

Pat Robertson realized global warming is real – fucktard.

Memory map making with pig reenacting.

Clothes eating, taxi pricing and more!!!

Norm Augustinus humping and porking.

Call my bloat at 206-888-CUNT

Check out the EarthLink Ad Challenge Finalists!!!

Visit GoDaddy.com – be creative and buy lots of domain names!
Use my codes to save:
Madge1 to save 10%
Madge2 to save $5 on a $30 or more purchase
Madge3 to get a $6.95 domain name (dotcoms only)

Shownotes by Davy from Pop Trash Radio.