Oh my, you know I’m going to be taking this on the plane with me. If the American customs officers find that dirty whore Cheryl on my iPod, they’ll probably send me back.

Matt’s landlord needs to go into the wireless router’s configuration and allow Matt’s machine’s MAC address to access the WiFi router.

It also sounds like the landlord needs to plugin the Cable/DSL Router/Modem into the WiFi router. The ethernet connection coming from the Cable/DSL Router/Modem usually needs to be in the first port of the WiFi Router.

I got him all fixed up. He needed to first select the correct access point (trial and error) and set the computer to never dial a connection.

Ahh a day in the life of a tech support guy.

Rey ho.

Good job, HONAYE

my favorite whoretalk yet!!!

If you need someone to do show notes who isn’t retarded let me know

Get bent, asshole.

Well he is right, you are a little… how shall I put this delicately… RETARDED (in a mostly good way, of course).

Was it Ali who mentioned fisting as an Art form? Maybe this could have been developed further to compare the difference between, say, the work of Mapplethorpe compared to the cheap shit that most pornographers churn out.
It would have been also nice to hear some different rotes apart from the perennial racist epithets and references to child molestation as these subjects have surely run their course by now, or we to expect new variations on these themes, in order to prove what point exactly; that your guests are demented sociopaths?

I feel enlightened after hearing Gay Porn Guy. I would have never guessed the last knuckle thing about fisting movies.

You didn’t know that? That’s a rule of thumb, literally.

HAHAHAHA! Best. Friday. Show. Ever. Cheryl and Ali’s vaginas were on fire turdnight. The BDSM-esque tearing to shreads of poor-(other)-Matt (Blender) had me in tears I was laughing so hard.

I love Cheryl’s quivering giggle.

ps Master Dave is a cunting coward. Speak, Mary!

It amazes me how these hypocritical Republicunts regulate the porn industry and are likely it’s biggest customers..

wanton crunches!

“Rob with the Average Penis (mistakenly) thinks he’s worthy of being stalked.”

Whore!

GOD DAMMIT I WAS ASLEEP!

I can wait to tell the lads at work about this.

I was really crabby yesterday. Can you tell?

Stupid French

No, just the blog commentators.

I am a bit cornfused… why are you still listening if you detest these friday shows so much?

crayho

Oh, and I’ll bet they can’t wait to hear about it!

get bent…hahaah who the hell even says this?!

Me.

crayhoe

[...] I said “FUCK TO YOU GODDAMN BEANER BLOOD FART!!!!!!” (I learn “blood fart” on Yeast Radio this week, so I am try to use this as much I can). She did not think this was funny and wanted to talk to my manager, but it was already too late because she was walking by right then anyway. I think they want to get rid of me anyway because they have sirius radio in the break room, and now evryone know about my eurethra and all of that and I can her them talking about to me when I walk by, they call me Ali Vagina and all of that. Fuck them bitch. I know I was in trouble, so I decide to have fun with this lady so I tell to her a bunch of shit like “prolapse” this and “whorehole” and whatever like that, and my boss then shetried to knock the phone from my hand with her fat pudgy cheetoes stained paw. She is bloated whore, and I hate this whore because she walk around saying “PUMP IT UP” and “SMILE AND DIAL” with her gold tooth shining in and rose tattoo , and her stubbly armpits with balls of deoderant stuck in her I told her long time ago that this is not fucking telemarketing bullshit but all she did was write me up. I don’t give too fucks. If I get fired maybe it is blessing in the skies because I can do more creative shit like my new friends Cheryl and Madge and all of that whatever stuff. [...]

Great show. Loved the regulars–esp. Cheryl as the show runner.

Gay Porn Radio guy was such a creep. Is there anything worse than a moralising pornographer? “None of our models are prostitutes,” “None of our models drink,” “None of our models smoke or do drugs,” “blah, blah, blah,” “Pornography doesn’t exploit people,” I mean, whatever. His “star,” Josh Tucker, is 21-years-old–just because something is legal and consensual, doesn’t mean it can’t be exploitative.

That, coupled with his “we use hair conditioner instead of semen” nonsense–and, oh yeah, “I am not a pimp.” That was a good one too. People can be SO deluded.

Great show, of course. I love a good viper’s nest. You should’ve torn that guy to shreds.

I wish Madge would share her passwords! That Josh Trucker was cute!

You’re a retard.

I thought the idea of making the Friday advise show was to make listeners even more depressed. My comments are intended as the antidote to help raise a little wry smile, and, heaven forbid promote my podcast.

What does crayhoe mean?

this was such a great show i listened twice im not sure if i understand those porn laws maybe they only apply to small studios; loved jerry like always

gross.

hi madge, I used to listen to your show. a year ago it was funny and something special. now I see that you are just another lonely unhappy bitch like I am. So boring. It’s a shame. This world sucks und vor allem die leute.

I do not know about the thumb rule.. sounds like pg rated porn to me.. I sent a hot link to whorehole.org … where a guy gets half an arm in his twat then gets punch fucked, literally switching off hands .. and finishes the scene by sitting on a foot. Now, if little ol “Taffy” can find a free clip of this on the internet .. I cant imagine the “thumb rule”, “shit rule” .. or other stuff the porn guy had to say was worth too much salt either… besides, I don’t care if the kid is dripping blood twink porn sucks.

Enjoy the link Cheryl, if you cant post it on your whore hole at least share it with Madge for her research.

oh madge wasnt the finale of Desp. Houswives soo good??

You fart higher than your ass, you fucking qat chewing cunt!

You sounded like you were going to cry.

That Matt talks and talks, but doesn’t say anything. I want to hear Madge and real people’s dilemmas, not some mentally handicapped person’s technical support needs. Get a brain that works and then you’ll solve your computer problems!

Isn’t there some pot somewhere that you should be smoking?