# 1- That is not me. # 2- I am flatturd. # 3-Why the fuck didn’t you include my stoma? # 4-Cleeeaaarrrly, it’s a monkey’s paw. #5-You could have at least illustrated me workin my whorehole. CUMON HONEeey. And lastly… #6- EAT ME OUT YOU WHORE. I like how “my mouth” moves with the sound of my fingers plunging in my dry whorehole. Whore-lair-e-us!
Milo
wrote a comment on March 26, 2006
I heard the rumor that Cheryl is auditioning to substitute Chef in South Park after the scientology incident. Love the toast blonde + poodle coat… She is SMOKEEEEY!!
Matt Burgess
wrote a comment on March 26, 2006
I haven’t seen the short film yet (Dial up on this computer which is a bitch) but I always imagined Cheryl as a death robot covered in rusty mechanical parts. However, her deformed down syndrome face, saggy, wrinkly breasts, shit-stained pannus and dripping, mutilated, prolapsed arse-cunt would be pasty, corpse-esque human flesh. Eeeughh… like out of some low budget sci fi porn video with a snuff video twist. Love the bitch! She’d make an amazing cult horror icon. Even her voice sounds like an dirtier, overtly sexual Dalek from Doctor Who.
Cheryl
wrote a comment on March 26, 2006
Oh honey, thanks for your cunt-fide-ants. I only did that sci fi porn vid because I was moist up for cash, if you know what I mean. And besides, they cut out for the money shot (aka, when I squirted liquified shit and urine from inside my asscunt into the face of the womyn in the vid-yo). Yes yes… that costs extra hooooneey. But maybe you do have a point… about the downs syndrome– I do have a HUGE tongue…. wanturd try it out? Its a bit parched, but nothing some clove-menthol hybrid cigs can’t fix. Eat this hot leather-clad asscunt.
Whatever, it would make a great online game where as soon as you start taking the online gamer gets pull you false teeth out.
No disrespect just a marketing idea.
[...] Extra Extra! A Rare Glimpse of Cheryl Mercowski! [...]
Cheryl
wrote a comment on March 27, 2006
Who said I had false teeth? While it may be going in that direction, I still have most of my teeth… mostly. How about the gamer gets to shove things in my stoma? That would be nice. WERK IT HONNNNNEEEY! CUM’ON
12 Responses to “Extra Extra! A Rare Glimpse of Cheryl Mercowski!”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
brilliant!
# 1- That is not me. # 2- I am flatturd. # 3-Why the fuck didn’t you include my stoma? # 4-Cleeeaaarrrly, it’s a monkey’s paw. #5-You could have at least illustrated me workin my whorehole. CUMON HONEeey. And lastly… #6- EAT ME OUT YOU WHORE. I like how “my mouth” moves with the sound of my fingers plunging in my dry whorehole. Whore-lair-e-us!
I heard the rumor that Cheryl is auditioning to substitute Chef in South Park after the scientology incident. Love the toast blonde + poodle coat… She is SMOKEEEEY!!
I haven’t seen the short film yet (Dial up on this computer which is a bitch) but I always imagined Cheryl as a death robot covered in rusty mechanical parts. However, her deformed down syndrome face, saggy, wrinkly breasts, shit-stained pannus and dripping, mutilated, prolapsed arse-cunt would be pasty, corpse-esque human flesh. Eeeughh… like out of some low budget sci fi porn video with a snuff video twist. Love the bitch! She’d make an amazing cult horror icon. Even her voice sounds like an dirtier, overtly sexual Dalek from Doctor Who.
Oh honey, thanks for your cunt-fide-ants. I only did that sci fi porn vid because I was moist up for cash, if you know what I mean. And besides, they cut out for the money shot (aka, when I squirted liquified shit and urine from inside my asscunt into the face of the womyn in the vid-yo). Yes yes… that costs extra hooooneey. But maybe you do have a point… about the downs syndrome– I do have a HUGE tongue…. wanturd try it out? Its a bit parched, but nothing some clove-menthol hybrid cigs can’t fix. Eat this hot leather-clad asscunt.
Oh my! What blue eyes.
I love it!
Whatever, it would make a great online game where as soon as you start taking the online gamer gets pull you false teeth out.
No disrespect just a marketing idea.
[...] Extra Extra! A Rare Glimpse of Cheryl Mercowski! [...]
Who said I had false teeth? While it may be going in that direction, I still have most of my teeth… mostly. How about the gamer gets to shove things in my stoma? That would be nice. WERK IT HONNNNNEEEY! CUM’ON
Hey that look’s like a job for colostomy bag boy!
Was that Cheryl? I thought it was Sylvia Miles…
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