For Immediate Release
February 28, 2005 5:02 pm
Win an iPod, Fight Vaginal Yeast with Madge Weinstein
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CHICAGO, IL- February, 21, 2005–What’s loud, cheap, easy, and has
revolutionized the music industry?
If you are thinking legendary rock manager and lesbian activist Madge
Weinstein…think again! Apple’s ubiquitous iPod portable music player
has finally surpassed Madge Weinstein as the gadget on everybody’s
lips. In keeping with her “if you can’t beat ‘em join em” philosphy
Madge will be giving away an IPod shuffle (512mb version)
every week to a lucky listener of her Podcast. For five
consecutive weeks, beginning March 1st, 2005, attentive listeners will
be given the opportunity to win a special Madge Weinstein edition
iPod. The iPod comes loaded with the initial Madge podcasts that
ignited a talk radio firestorm. These podcasts are rare and
unavailable anywhere else. In addition the custom “MadgePod” has
other unique features.
“These are hot,” says the outspoken Madge, “Those pretentious wankers
in U2 might have fancy laser etching on their iPods, but I personally
guarantee that each of these have been rubbed on my vagina!”
Only listeners to Madge’s Podcasts at www.yeastradio.com
will be given this exclusive opportunity. You need to listen to win!
What’s the catch? There isn’t one. In addition to being a lesbian
entertainment mogul, Madge Weinstein is known as a generous
philanthropist on behalf of divergent charities. By giving away free
iPods, Madge Weinstein hopes to draw attention to one of her pet
causes–Vaginal Yeast!
“This might seem hard to believe but more people actually suffer from
Vaginal Yeast than own iPods.” the modest maven contunues, “I am just
trying to do my part towards reversing that trend.”
How can you help? Wash often, wear cotton panties, and listen to Yeast
Radio…you might just win a free IPod.
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