YR1279 Yoga Sk00l with the GIRLZ

Madge discusses a new broadcast funeral trend on Ustream. She finds a hilarious live funeral to share with the audience. She pees herself laughing at the histerical dead body. Cheryl just wants to know where the drive-through is.
Cheryl introduces a beautifully crafted tutorial on gluing a weave track to a bald head. Halle Berry would be jealous. The gurlz move on to a video posted by Tristan of the recent Golden Circle “Is that how you loik it” fame.
The gurlz offer up a new Simply Fayutt video from our very own Matt Payers. Pork & Apple burgers (and heavy breathing) are on the menu tonight!
Memorable Quotes:
Is this like the black elephant man or something?
Hollah Berry? You look like Halle Berry after a car wreck.
Is that how you link it?
Mike, what do you like most about my vagina?
You mean AIDS semen?
I’m for anything that causes less babies at Starbucks.
Is that the same as when you lick your finger, stick it up there and lick your finger again?
Madge revisits the Ustream funeral to make fun of a grieving woman’s weave. You need to look n-word for peace. Mike joins the call to discuss the public bereavement.
Live Chat Quotes:
 Misread that as Bloodfart
 show me the ‘bort certificate
 whose mother WASN’T raped by clinton
< @GigaTigga> halapenis
 Why is Madge speaking through a potato?
< @GigaTigga> madge is gonna try to rape mike
< @GigaTigga> have you ever had a crucifix inside of you
 after abstaining from Alcohol for 3 hours for you, you didn’t even call mai
Madge excuses herself and leaves Cheryl and Mike to discuss Cheryl’s vagina. Sarah joins the call to discuss her own vagina and how it pertains to Tristan. That’s how SHE loiks it.
The gurlz change the topic to HPV and annual physicals. A video of Sarah’s drunken Tristan obsession is presented to the live audience. Her favorite addiction mix includes alcohol, pez and Tristan vidoes.
More Memorable Quotes:
Did you say ball water?
It’s not really murder cream. White guys fart in my face something something.
I didn’t even see it so it didn’t help me get off.
I’m wearing a re-atard.
Donald Trump could call Oprah the n-word and people would still vote for him.
Madge gets her skype issues together so that Debra can finally join the grum. Cheryl questions where the previous donations are. Madge asks Debra’s opinion on Thursday’s new victim… uh… boyfriend. Happy chicken cream!
Sarah rejoins the call to get Debra’s opinion on the Tristan discussion. Debra would loik it more if he was “a few shades darker.” Madge thinks he’s a sex worker.
Debra discusses Chelsea Does Racism on Netflix. Stockholm syndrome abounds in Alabama. Madge switches to her bluetooth headset so she can do some cleaning while grumming. The quality is so bad that show notes may have to be made up at this point.
Cheryl discusses the newest amazing 4k ASMR video by Debra. It’s NOT how she loiks it. Mike and Madge discuss her cleaning attire. New panties and a feather duster complete the ensemble. Trotsky gets a mention as Madge cleans up a present left behind. Debra suggests a catheter.
Debra is a bit passive aggressive toward Cheryl as she lists off her buy-turn list. It’s like russian roulette with peppers. You never know what heat you’re going to get. Her yoga ball wasn’t the only thing that had a blow out as Debra discusses shitting on it.
The show begins to wind down as Sarah suggests self surgery youtube videos for the grum’s next video segment and Debra tries to convince Madge to call Stacy or New Stacy. Topics spin faster than Debra on her favorite toy. Madge leaves for yoga class but keeps the mic open. Cheryl and Debra listen to the class as Madge moves into downward dog… her favorite position.
The call participants fade away one by one as Cheryl finds herself all alone. Sad, lonely desperation is all that can be heard in Cheryl’s voice as she realizes the futility of her current situation while yoga class continues in the background from Madge’s open mic. Karma makes a play as Cheryl realizes this is payback for leaving the grum early so many times before.
Don’t miss a bit of today’s grum or the gurlz will put you on a gay poop-cruise to Cuba!

YR1277 BANNED from State to State!

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This evening’s grum begins with Madge and Cheryl perusing a new Simply Fayutt video recipe by our favorite Golden Circle member, Matt Peters. Matt cooks up a mess-a-somethin’ that steams up our appetite…between breaths.
Rob Pickle joins the call as Madge plays a lovely Justin Bieber cover by “Fat Ugly Chick.” He hopes to get famous for his helpful tech support. Madge discusses seeing a new “pickle” of her own. Jealous?
Dirty Kitchen with Retarded Rob (Pickle) makes his video debut with a new parody of a Simply Sara recipe. Madge gives helpful critiques for future episodes.
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YR1276 I don’t have a hot tub.

Lots of fun in this hot grum!
Madge and Cheryl begin tonight’s grum by eavesdropping on Madge’s neighbors. Debra joins shortly to complete the triangle of snoopers. Madge begs Debra for a link to her previous revelation of the most amazing poop audio she’s ever heard while she simultaneously berates Ragan in his failed attempts to share with her.
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YR: Debatin’ with the GARLZ 01.17.2016 Democratic Debate COVERAGE

Debra and Madge take you on another debate journey.
Show Notes:
YR 01172016 Democratic Presidential Debate
Tonight’s special grum covering the Democratic Presidential Candidate Debate opens with a lonely Madge carrying the show all on her own as Debra is a bit slow making it home from the School For Girls.
Madge and Debra discuss the crotchety poise of Bernie Sanders as Debra makes her way home to her closet podcasting studio for a better quality connection. The discussion turns to the most recent Republican debate where Ben Carson talks of EMPs and hackers.
Health care takes a front seat in the conversation as the candidates and the gurlz discuss the differences between Bernie’s plan to wipe the slate clean and start over which will be much harder than Hillary’s approach to do what is possible now.
Memorable Quotes:
I wouldn’t mind having a fappable president.
Let me talk about Poles.
Donations! Donations! Donations! 
Why didn’t anybody tell Bernie to shave his nose?
Oh my God. Now I’m just disgusted.
How do I turn off Hillary?
You look like the old guy who steals cookies at a Bar Mitzvah.
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YR1274 UnVooft

Solo grum. Lots of fun. Stacy Chlyups.

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Some memorable deek quotes from Madge’s solo grum UnVooft:
I think I see Jesus in Toby’s penis
Edelweiss is German for ginger deek
I menvision stuff, that means I visualize y’all

– Thursdee Leen
It’s a beautiful beef cream colour
The one on the left is Rachel Kanns deek
This is like miss America but with deek
On miss America they have to perform, except your dick has to fuck Reagan in the ass.
Put a lemon on that deek
I think leprechauns originated from gingers penises
I can’t find ting tings deek now!
Purple Nurple

She is like the fat one in Dreamgirls.